John Tanner

John Tanner
Tanner's typical look of hatred
Aliases	"The Driver"
Relatives	Who knows?
Affiliation	Eh?
Biographical information
Marital status	Unknown
Date of birth	how am i supposed to know?
Place of birth	Most likely Miami, because he lives and works here.
Date of death	He was supposed to die
Date of death	Unknown
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	A guy of course.
Height	You decide
Weight	Unknown
Eye color	Look at his picture. I don't have to tell you anything.

John Tanner is some guy who looks to be in his late 40's and works for the Miami P.D.

What he does in the story is pretty boring actually, and too long. So just to summarize it the best I can, he chases a gang that wants sell all of these grotesque cars across Europe and then they end up in Istanbul and then they have a shootout and then Tanner fucking shoots Jericho but then he retaliates. He and Jericho soon end up in a hospital but Tanner's heart stops so they have to rape him in order to bring him back to life. Not much, you know?

Tanner is an absolute madman. It even says so in the instruction manual. You can even tell by how he looks and how he has no charisma. He mercilessly kills people he is told to arrest, and he even kills the police in Istanbul when they were chasing him because they thought he killed some French guy named Dubois.

Tanner has absolutely no feats. He can't run more than 1 mph, barely jumps 1 micrometer off the ground, and gets servere cramps when he crouches. He is so fucking delicate that he even gets badly injured if the car he is driving has a bumper that's hanging and it hits something as small as a curb (they are ridiculously small in this game, I don't know why). This all has something to do with his age, considering how he looks to be in his fucking late 40's, or the fucked up physics of this game.

Quotes

"Argh..."

"Ooof!"

"Hup!"

Seriously, this is all he says when you play as him. Want to hear him speak in full sentences? Go watch the cutscenes you lazy asshat.

Trivia

• He is gay